Stereotypical Amateur Porn Directors

Easier bought than sold

So I've met a great deal of amazing and wonderful people as I've worked on this ProgressiveErotica website project.  I have brought up sex and sexy at gatherings I can't imagine having done so under any other circumstances.  

There is an at times helpful veil of displacement that comes from starting a business about sexy and modern erotica.  It's similar to anonymity, but more like creating a fence row you can then lean on.  As a friend said to me today, it's the sort of removal you get as a caller in to a radio advice show: "Uhm, so my friend has this problem... ".

The first time I ever bought a pregnancy test it was for a friend who'd just been raped a few days beforehand.  With all the adult attitude I was capable of with keys to my own new-to-me car hanging from my fingers on the pharmacy counter, I unflinchingly asked for what I needed and walked out head high.

Sometimes it's just easier to do things for other people.

You can drink, but you can't hide

So here I am at a private party in Lower Manhattan and there is plenty of champagne going around in a room full of creative folks and so naturally, I start talking about erotic art.  I need some for this new project.

What I hadn't expected but in retrospect see as clear as sun on metal was that the one person in the room whom I was carefully trying to ignore piped up immediately with interest.  Now I could tell you what he looks like, but that seems too easy.  For anyone who's ever been to Vegas, you're the choir.  And I'm not talking shopping-Vegas.  I'm talking two dollar table vegas.

And I would like to assume that if what had come out of this fellow's mouth had been the exact opposite of what did, then I would appraise his physical presentation in a much more considerate light.

And the winner is

The point is, she's a bitch.  I mean, I paid for the video.  I own it.  I decide.  I'm not the problem.  They're the ones who stop working with me.  Call me an asshole.  

Bouncing knee.  Shrug.

She didn't like how she was 'portrayed'.  She's a professional dominatrix and she felt like the edit undermined her reputation.

Spastic hand.  Swallow.

Basically what gets me off is nudity and penetration.  Yeah.  And of course, for the videos, a narrative excuse.  We got part of it up on YouTube.  Their censors haven't found it yet.

Snuffle.

No, I don't do anything.  It's all them.  They're the ones with the problem.  I don't do anything.

Shrug.

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